(07.05.2003)

A Demanding Woman

A man enters his favorite restaurant and sits at his regular table.

Looking around, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, 

all alone.   

He calls the waiter over and asks him to send their most expensive bottle of Merlot over to her, 

knowing that if she accepts it....she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and takes it over to the girl, saying, 

"This is from the gentleman over there," indicating to him. She regards the wine coolly for a second 

and decides to send a note over to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, 

took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, 

you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. 

He handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the lady.

It read: "For your information - I happen to have a Ferrari Maranello, 

A BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank. 

But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."