A Study
A man was doing a study of children's senses in a first-grade class
using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave the blindfolded children all the same
kind of Lifesaver and asked them, "What is the flavor, and what color is
The children began to say, "Red ... cherry ... yellow ... lemon ...
lime ... green ... orange ... orange."
Finally, he gave them all honey Lifesavers. The children sucked on
them for a while, but couldn't decipher the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll
give you a clue. It's what your mother would call your father." One little
girl looked up in horror, spit hers out, and yelled, "Everybody spit it out,
they're a..holes!!!"